Sixteen Ways to Maintain Sanity

Don't freak, I know this is my second post for today...but I received the following list in my email tonight from a friend and I thought I would share (though I did cut it down some). If anyone every actually follows the sixteen ways to maintain sanity please let me know how it went. (grin)

16 Ways to Maintain Sanity

1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask 'Do you want fries with that'
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks write, 'For smuggling diamonds'
7. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible skip rather than walk
9. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
13. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
14. When the money comes out of the ATM scream, "I won, I won"
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
16. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

p.s. This is called therapy